Riddles

Question: You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?

Answer: Corn on the cob: You throw away the skin or sheaf, then cook it, eat the corn, then throw away the cob.

Question: What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?

Answer: Pumpkin pi.

Question: What did the grape say when he was sat on?

Answer: Nothing, he just let out a little whine.

Question: What do you call a stolen yam?

Answer: A hot potato.

Question: What was green and a great trick shooter?

Answer: Annie Okra

Question: What did the carrot say to the wheat?

Answer: Lettuce rest, I’m feeling beet.
Shel Silverstein

Question: What what can you make from baked beans and onions?

Answer: Tear gas.

Question: What is a Honeymoon Salad?

Answer: Lettuce alone, with no dressing.

Question: What lives in winter, dies in summer, and grows with its root upward?

Answer: An icicle.

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